We have recently finished our poetry unit in English and we had to write a dramatic momlogue. I wrote an incredibly long one that covers most of the plot in Pride and Prejudice (I know, shocking!). I just thought I'd share that with you so enjoy!
The love between us
It ran deeper than we knew
How could we fuss?
We both felt like new
It began at a ball
A small little gathering
Her mother did call
And oh how she loved blathering
Elizabeth Bennett was her name
A Bennett through and through
She did not care about my fame
Of those people there were few
Her sister Jane fell in love with my best friend
I regret what I did, it was wrong on my part
Thinking that would be the end
I ripped them apart
Then I could take it no longer
I had to tell Elizabeth that
My love was growing stronger
It was then I attempted to “chat”
This ended quite abruptly
When after pouring out my heart
She had pointed out directly
That I was the last man she could of ever been a part
So I made up my mind
To make up for what I did
I had to show her I could be kind
That I wasn't so stupid
Tossing away my family's expectations
Not caring what Lady Catherine would say
Her lack of wealth had no foundation
On the love I had been fighting till that very day
From there I did as I had said I would before
I apologized to my dear friend
And told him to pursue Jane Bennett once more
Bingley accepted my apology and set off to make amends
After many “surprising” meetings
A stronger feeling grew
I welcomed it with greetings
How I hoped she felt it too
What happened next was unexpected
For Lydia Bennett had run away
With Mr. Wickham undetected
Elizabeth was crushed and everyone felt betrayed
I then saw to it that Lydia and Wickham were married
For what a scandal they would be
Their family name would be buried
How then could I marry thee?
Bingley purposed to Jane not long after
They were happy as the Meadowlarks
I loved the sound of their laughter
But how it made me ache, I felt alone and in the dark
Then I made up my mind once more
To express for the last time my love and desire
For her to hear my hearty roar
My love for her was like a wild fire
As I walked toward her my pulse was racing
This was my last chance
I knew what I was facing
Why hadn't I worn other pants?
My beloved approached me as if nothing was wrong
Her eyes so big and clear
My whole body longed
For I was so nervous and so full of fear
It was then I expressed my deepest desire
Exposing my soul for only her to see
It is she whom I admire!
And then I got on one knee
To my utter surprise
Ms. Bennet accepted
We then watched the sunrise
I most certainly did not feel rejected
A double wedding was held
With Jane, Bingley, Lizzie and I
It was a huge celebration and I felt compelled
To cry
Though I could never cry in public
My emotions you will not see
I would not be the subject
Of cruel inhumanity
Now that we've tied the knot
My Lizzie is always there
She is no robot
And that is why she is my air
Today we are just peachy
Walking about the countryside
Lizzie loves to walk and teach me
In our love we do abide
Forever and ever
Our love will stand the test of time
To be apart never
Together and sublime